bagelbitesofficial:

hey guess what. serial killers arent cool or interesting

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

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her-fever-dreams:

Rest in peace to all the souls lost in 9/11

Glow in the dark condoms are friggen cool ok

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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