inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

(via overthinking-kills-everything)

kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

(Source: kanyewesticle, via overthinking-kills-everything)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via coolfather)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via yelled)

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via thatshortdancer)

kimpissable:

tru
jamjars:

 
englland:

sexting
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